From the bleachers: Goofiest team names? Lakers, Jazz, Flames

Have you ever wondered why the National Basketball Association team in Los Angeles is called the Lakers? 

Does it make sense for a team sitting right beside the largest ocean in the world is called the Lakers, when there is nary a lake of any consequence for a few hundred miles, at least?

Well, there’s a simple explanation, of course. 

The Lakers’ franchise originated in Minneapolis, which sits within the state of Minnesota, which boasts “Land of 10,000 Lakes” as one of its most famous mottos. 

But when the Lakers’ franchise moved to Los Angeles, the team name accompanied it. 

Rather than the Los Angeles Stars, or the Wildfires, team owners simply kept the Lakers’ name.

Which takes us next to Salt Lake City, headquarters of the Mormon church and home to perhaps the largest segment of religious people in North America. That city’s basketball team is called the Jazz, which makes no sense at all. 

“Hymnsingers’ or ‘Prayers’ might be a more appropriate nickname, but the Salt Lake City franchise moved from its original home in New Orleans, where Jazz was totally appropriate for a team moniker.

This weird-name situation has even crossed the border. 

The Atlanta Flames, so named because of the great Atlanta fire of 1917 which destroyed 1,900 structures and caused 10,000 people to be homeless, moved to Calgary in 1980 and the team’s flaming ‘C’ logo is ubiquitous across the province. 

But those who didn’t know the Atlanta-connected history of the franchise might wrack their brains trying to figure out why a Calgary team is called the Flames. 

Floods, perhaps. Foothills, perhaps. Even Financiers. But not Flames.

Which takes us next to Winnipeg, the beneficiary of the second failed iteration of an NHL franchise in Atlanta — the Thrashers. 

Not convinced that fans in Georgia didn’t give a hoot about professional hockey, the league granted Atlanta its second-time-around franchise in 1997 and it took 14 years for the owners to throw in the towel. 

They sold to a panting ownership group in Winnipeg, where fans’ tears still hadn’t dried by the Jets’ move to Phoenix in 1996. 

Wisely, the new owners in Phoenix used an Arizona connection to name their adopted team (the Coyotes) while the Winnipeg owners fulfilled fans’ wishes in 2011 when they renamed the former Atlanta team the Jets, a name made famous in the 1970s by Bobby Hull and the Swedish connection in the World Hockey Association.

Jets and Coyotes makes sense; the Lakers in L.A., the Jazz in Salt Lake City and the Flames in Calgary do not.

Slap Shots

• The late writer George Plimpton on quality of sports literature compared to the size of the ball: “There are superb books about golf, very good books about baseball, not many good books about football or soccer, very few good books about basketball and no good books at all about beach balls.”

• Dwight Perry of the Seattle Times: “The average male cries five to 17 times a year, according to the American Psychological Association. What, you think it’s easy running a fantasy football team?”

• Hall of Fame sportscaster Ross Porter, via Twitter, on why no Astros have been infected by the coronavirus: “They saw the signs coming before anyone else.”

• Jack Finarelli, at the sportscurmudgeon.com, laments the over-the-top coverage of Tiger Woods, saying we can expect the following storylines after the Tour makes plans to resume play: “A report that Tiger Woods used the golf hiatus to study mindfulness to control his reaction to a missed putt; another report on Woods’ new breakfast choice – organic granola; and Woods changed his pedicurist and now is more comfortable walking the course.”

• Scott Ostler of the San Francisco Chronicle, on Twitter: “I confess, with gas prices down, I have been hoarding. On another subject, if you come to my house and I’m not home, don’t use the pool.”

• Bob Molinaro of pilotonline.com (Hampton, Va.): “If Pope Francis is comfortable speaking in a deserted St. Peter’s Square, LeBron and other guys in short pants can suck it up and play in empty arenas.”

• Comedy guy Jerry Perisho, on Twitter: “Wimbledon is cancelled. But, don’t worry! I’ll soon announce an 800-number to call, so John McEnroe can yell insults at you.”

• George Fox assistant professor John Spencer, via Twitter, advocating for 10-foot social distancing: ”If you’re wondering how far that is, picture a Bears wide receiver and then imagine where (Mitchell) Trubisky actually threw the pass.”

• Headline at TheOnion.com: “Kawhi Leonard misses second consecutive family game night, citing load management.”

• RJ Currie of sportsdeke.com: “In a curling club restaurant, what’s the difference between a defensive skip and an offensive skip? A) The defensive skip orders take-out; B) The offensive skip asks for something frozen.”

  • Anonymous on Twitter, offering a bogus headline: “NFL owners expected to vote on 14-team playoffs. Browns, Raiders not expected to be affected”
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by Bruce Penton

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